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14 March 2010 @ 10:09 pm
the damn questions all the damn time  
1. Do you believe in karma?

Hell no. If Karma existed, then George W. Bush would be dead in the ocean or something. Think about it. Lincoln gets shot, JFK gets shot, but GWB lives? That's bullshit hahaha.

2. What one current event in any aspect of world news do you think is being most neglected or underrepresented?

I think KOREA is being neglected. I flip on the news, all i see is Haiti, Haiti, afgan, haiti, haiti, afgan, chile, afgan. WHERE IS KOREA DUDE? i mean sure it's small but it's a good country.... heard of samsung?

3. If you could have any one superpower, what would it be and why?

Invisibility. I'm not trying to sound like a criminal, but imagine the shit you'd DO with invisibility. I can't name a few though, since it'd be inappropriate whahahaha. But you can hella cheat miles with invisibility. And that's just ONE of the millions of things you can do.

4. If you could invite any 5 famous people or characters to your birthday party, who would you pick?

Cartman from southpark. Butters from southpark. Harold from Harold and Kumar. Seth Rogan as the character from Pinapple express. Biggie smalls. It'd be a pretty chill party since cartman would be fuckin hilarious and everyone would be having fun making fun of butters.

5. If you could live in any film or book, what would you select? Would you want to be one of the characters, or would you want to be you (introduced as a new character)?

I would want to be a character in South Park. Dude they have so many fun adventures and such good times in that show. I'd love to live in a crazy neighborhood like that.

6. Who of your friends would make the best president? I can't wait to know why.

Best president? I'd have to go with me. I think i can be my own friend. I want that power of presidency. I'd love it.

7. I used to always trip out that my strawberry Chapstick tasted so strongly like strawberries (and why was I eating so much Chapstick?). Then I realized that it wasn't the taste that was strong; it was the smell. They say that smell is the strongest sense (and I agree). What is your favorite smell? USE CONNOTATIONS, FIGURATIVE LANGUAGE, OR ANALOGY in your (butter) saucey answer.

SKIP TOO LONG!

8. Ignoring our budget crisis: If you could invent a new class for AHS to teach, what would it be?

I would have to go with Rap Class because according to Mr. Ross, I'm an MC Lavid Dee.

9. Identify any symbol from any film ever (pick your favorite if you can think of many from which to choose). Identify what it means and why you picked it.

Griffindor lion emblem thing. It stands for courage. I have alot of courage. Alot...

10. Will humankind still exist in 300 years?

Hell no. 2012 dude. 3 earthquakes in 2 months? the end is near. repent and turn to the lord.

11. What is the most embarrassing song to ever grace your IPOD? Why was it there, may I ask?

Hey hey you you i dont like your girlfriend! no way no way i think you need a new one! iuno dude
avril lavigne is hot hahaha
along with miley cyrus
JAYZ'S SONG IS ON

12. Did you support your answers?

Yes i did. cheack back!?
 
 
 
ritaahhh on March 25th, 2010 03:56 am (UTC)
heyy david!
i thought your blog was reallly funny and super entertaining to read, and it showed me a lot about youre opinions. Great job!
lovenator on March 26th, 2010 04:14 am (UTC)
Hey david. its your bestie marcellus love aka mr. mack aka yung rawness aka senor love daddy aka mr. lil wayne listener. anyways. I liked your blog but i also like to critique things as you know, i like to critique your raps. ANYWAYS. You misspelled "check" on the last question. I also love south park and I honest think that our group has many qualities of south park. I also agree with your statement on how avril lavigne is hot.. she is pretty darn hot. I feel that when you answer your questions you spend alot of time thinking of making it humorous. That's cool but you should also answer some of them seriously so we can get some of your opinions while we're laughing. All in all i liked your blog broski. sincerely yours. -Marcellus Love aka tu padre.
later Shouks
lovenator on March 26th, 2010 04:14 am (UTC)
p.s. Im feeling the background
mackthatdavid on March 26th, 2010 04:19 am (UTC)
mark ass h**
the background is sexy ehhh?
and naw dude i dont spend too much time thinking
i actually answer them straight away actually
alexpak_man on March 26th, 2010 08:49 am (UTC)
dude yes 2012 is near repent and believe but since it's 2012.....PARTY lol anyway interesting interview.