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28 February 2010 @ 10:17 pm
 
Describe your ideal life. Consider if you'll be married, if you'll have kids, where you will live, how you will spend your free time, and, of course, what your job will be:

My ideal life is i'll be living in a house, preferably at least 5 square acres, with big windows and big doors with gigantic golden gates with silver knobs and everything. i will have a great big lion carpet lying in front of a gigantic smokeless fireplace and green roof. The color of the house will be white. I will have three dogs, (korean islanders) which will be trained to bite anyone on sight. You can give them pieces of your smell such as clothing and such in a VERY SPECIAL MANNER (which i wont release information on for future security purposes) and they wont bite anyone who smells like that.

I will also have machine guns strapped at the gates to shoot anyone who tries to enter without permission. I will have tall at least over 6 foot 2 inches, people in black suits walking around with wired earphones and mics so they can communicate easily on intruders and so on. They will also carry around Uzis to shoot down any forces that try to break into my lovely home.

I will be married to a beautiful asian woman, and we will be living happily in a multibillion dollar home with three children two girls and one boy. They will be extrmely social and popular at school so they wont have to be coming to me for their dumb school problems. They will also major in cooking to cook for me and my wife. I will give them 40 dollars a week each to do whatever the fuck they want, but they will not be able to do drugs because i will perform regular checks in order to make sure that they can never con me. If they ever try to con me, i will set my dogs on them. (my dogs are very scary.)

I'm going to be a very famous rapper with multi platinum albums. Actually i will have multi davidum albums which is a type of reward made just for me because i will be the first emcee to reach over a billion albums sold. I will later on invite Mr. Ross to be my butler to do my every bidding and every wish. My pay to him more than triple his salary than he is getting right now. He will not be happy, but he will still get much more money. I will also drink a glass of champagne every night so i can feel fancy, look fancy and feel more fancy. I will have a chain of mobsters under my command in any case something goes wrong with me.

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melly_melissamelly_melissa on March 2nd, 2010 02:16 am (UTC)
isnt that kind of harsh to train 3 vicious dogs to attack anyone? what if some kid wandered into ur front yard and then ur dogs killed him?
Also, your blog sounds kinda shallow. I bet that if your dream life really came true, you wouldnt be satisfied.